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jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

(Source: weheartit.com)

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

(Source: harrywantsababy)

(Source: blushpink)

iheartallah:

"When two Muslims meet (give salaam), and shake hands, they are forgiven their sins before they part (with each other)." (Abu Dawud)

iheartallah:

"When two Muslims meet (give salaam), and shake hands, they are forgiven their sins before they part (with each other)." (Abu Dawud)

stayspectacular:

I swear this language flows like an ocean when you write.some of my favourite words

stayspectacular:

I swear this language flows like an ocean when you write.

some of my favourite words

(Source: uncuties)


" I wanted to change the world instead I let the world change me" 

" I wanted to change the world instead I let the world change me" 

(Source: some-arab-nonsense)


If I ever see a flaw of yours, I’d say my eyes are the flawed ones

If I ever see a flaw of yours, I’d say my eyes are the flawed ones

(Source: noorbradosti)

somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

(Source: catleecious)

(Source: bint-aljamaal)

(Source: kingsamiraaaa)

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